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•Axis Powers Body Swap•

QUICK NOTE:

Germany is in Japan's body
Italy is in Germany's body
Japan is in Italy's body

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-Germany opens his eyes and stretches, only to discover that he's not in his house, he's at Japan's-

Germany: What am I doing here? Was there a party or something? I don't remember...

-Germany walks past a mirror and looks at it in shock. His short blonde hair was now longer and black, his blue eyes were now dark brown. His height drastically changed.-

Germany: WHY DO I LOOK LIKE JAPAN?! WHY DO I SOUND LIKE HIM TO?! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON?!

-Panicking, Germany throws on some clothes that he'd guess Japan would wear and runs out if Japan's house, dialing Italy's cell phone number as fast as he could.-

•Italy's POV•

-Italy's cell phone rings, stirring Italy out of sleep.-

Italy: Ciao, this is Italy!
Germany: Why do you sound like me?!
Italy: Why do you sound like Japan?!
Germany: That doesn't matter, I'll explain later. For now, don't leave the house! Call Japan and have him meet there!

-Germany hangs up, leaving Italy very confused.-

Italy: Now that I think about it, I AM at Germany's house...And I sound like him too..

-Italy looks in the mirror and discovers that he looks EXACTLY like Germany. His hair curl is gone, replaced with blonde hair. He's surprisingly taller and his eye color changed.-

Italy: I look like Germany....I LOOK LIKE GERMANY!! YAY! That gives me a chance to look at all of Germany's things!

-Italy then runs out if the bedroom and right into Prussia.-

Prussia: West, why are you running around the house so early?!
Italy: Ciao!! I mean, Bon Jour, uh...hi.
Prussia: West, what is going on? Why are you talking like that?

-Italy then thinks of something that Germany would say to Prussia.-

Italy: Weird? I'm not talking weird! Now  kiss my butt and make me orange juice!!

-Prussia then looks at Italy with a weird look and runs to the kitchen. Italy does a fist pump.-

Italy: I can't believe it worked!

•Japan's POV•

-Japan's phone rings, and to Japan's surprise, it's hard to wake up.-

Romano: Answer your phone, you retard..

-Japan sits up to see Romano next to him. He grabs his phone and runs out of the room.-

Japan: Konnichiwa.
Germany: Japan, is that you?
Japan: Mr. Germany, why do you sound like me? And why do I sound like Italy?!
Germany: I'll try to explain later, but please make your way to my house. That way we can talk things over.
Japan: Okay, I'll be right there.

-Japan hangs up and starts to take his shirt off. Romano looks at him, confused.-

Romano: What are doing so early?

-Japan blushes and turns around.-

Japan: Turn around!!
Romano: Whoa, okay, you don't have to yell! Anyway, why are you getting dressed so early?
Japan: Oh, I wanted to go to Germany's house and surprise him! Germany yay!
Romano:  Germany, huh? I'd better come with you, that guy's nothing but trouble!
Japan: No, that's okay!

-Japan rushes out of the house, and makes his way to Germany's-

•Italy's POV•

-Italy rushes to answer the door, which had been knocking for a few minutes.-

Italy: Ciao, Japan!
Germany: it's me, Germany, you dummkopf!
Italy: Oh, yeah, sorry Japan!
Germany: Oh stop it. Where's Japan?
Italy: Right in front of me!
Germany: Don't make me hurt you!

-Japan runs up the driveway.-

Japan: Sorry I'm late!
Germany: This is so weird.
Italy: Hey, it's me!!
Japan: I'm a little scared...
Germany: Okay, first of all, it seems like our bodies have been swapped. I'm trapped in Japan's body, Italy is stuck in mine, and Japan is stuck in Italy's.
Italy: I think I know the answer!
Japan: You do?
Italy: Yup! We should go see Britain! He's a wizard person! He'd know what to do.
Germany: Okay, if that's our only option, lets go!

-The Axis Powers make their way to Britain's house. Italy knocks on the door.-

Italy: I hope he's home.
Japan: Or awake, it's 6:30 AM.
Germany: Ssh, I hear someone.

-France opens the door. Italy opens his mouth to speak, but Germany placed a hand on Italy's mouth. Japan shakes his head.-

Japan: Ko- I mean, Ciao, France!
France: Hi there, Italy!

-France reaches over to pat Japan's head, and Japan has no choice but to let him. Germany shrugs his shoulders.-

Germany: Why are you here? Isn't this Britain's house? Is he awake?
France: Oh, no, I was watching him sleep for the past five hours. If you'd like, I'll go wake him.

-Japan makes a face as Italy giggles from behind Germany's hand. Germany nods.-

Germany: That would be nice, ari-uh-arigato?

-Japan gives Germany a nod and Germany responds with a grin. France goes in to wake Britain.  As the Axis Powers wait, they hear yelling, banging, and the sound of a window being smashed. Britain soon walks up to the door with messed up hair and bloodshot eyes.-

Britain: What do you wankers want?
Italy: We want to see the wizard!

-Germany then smacks Italy in the head.-

Britain: What's wrong with Germany, and since when is Japan so violent?
Germany: We'll explain if you'd let us in.

-Britain agrees to let them in and Germany explains everything.-

Britain: -points at Japan- That's Germany, -points at Germany- that's Italy, -points at Italy- and that's Japan? How on earth did this happen?
Germany: We were hoping you would know.
Britain: I can't say that I do, but come with me.

-Britain leads them to a dark room.-

Britain: This is where I practice my magic. Have a seat.
Germany: Why are you- Ow!!

-Britain inserts a large needle into Germany's arm, drawing blood. Britain then mumbles something, and the blood glows. A book opens and Britain nods.-

Japan: I can't help but ask what you're doing?
Britain: By taking some of his blood, I identified the magic used on you. Unfortunately it was Russia's witchcraft.
Germany: THAT SNEAKY BASTARD!!
Britain: The good news is that I can use magic to reverse the spell.
Japan: That's a relief.

-Britain opens his book and flips through it. He nods at a page titled "Body Swap Reversal Spell."-

Italy: You have spells for everything!
Britain: Indeed I do. Now sit still.
Japan: That's impossible. Italy can't sit still for less than twenty seconds.
Italy: True!

-Britain then starts to chant some sort of magic spell, and the Axis Powers begin to glow.-

Britain: Oh, dear.
Germany: Why am I still Japan?!
Britain: I used the wrong type of reversal spell. This spell will work in about twenty four hours, sending you back to your own bodies.
Japan: Twenty four hours?! I can't be Italy for that long!
Italy: YAAAY! A DAY OF BEING GERMANY!!
Britain: I do suggest that you three stick together, don't do anything the other person wouldn't do, and whatever you do, don't loose sight of Italy. I promise that the magic will work, and if it doesn't, come back.
Germany: Can't you reverse this spell and use a different spell?!
Britain: You can't reverse a reversal spell, sorry.
Germany: Well, this day can't be too bad, can it?

-Two hours later-
Japan: I can't believe that you locked Ita- I mean Germany in a closet, Japan.
Germany: I couldn't help it, Italy. Germany got way to drunk and hyper. So out of character of him.
Japan: V-ve I agree. This is so hard.
Germany: We've doing this improv for two hours, we can go the rest of the day.
Japan: Yeah, but we still have twenty two hours left to go! And what are we going to do about Italy?
Germany: He'll be fine. We gave him enough pasta to make him be quiet.
Japan: I feel bad. Anyway, Britain is the only one besides us who knows what happened to us. Would he tell the others?
Germany: Hold on, let me call him.

-Germany call Britain and they talk for a short five minutes. Japan takes notice of their conversation, but mostly Germany.-

Japan: Do I really talk like that?
Germany: Thanks, bye. Yes, Japan, you do talk rike this.
Japan: I didn't know how stupid I sounded until now.
Germany: It's not your fault that you talk like a dummkopf.
Japan: Excuse me while I sit in a corner for a while.
Germany: Now, it's not you, it's your accent. I use V's instead of W's if that makes you feel better. We all talk weird.

-Japan nods, and six hours pass.-

Japan: I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!!
Germany: Japan, calm down!
Japan: Everywhere I go I have to talk to random people! It's not very comfortable for me!!
Germany: Well, having Italy in your body is probably the worst. He'll ruin my reputation.
Japan: Don't forget that Italy's still in the closet.
Italy: Nope!
Japan and Germany: HOW DID YOU GET OUT?!
Italy: Prussia let me out. I started yelling "Prussia, kiss my butt, make me orange juice and let me out!" And he did! Isn't Prussia a good friend?
Germany: I WILL KILL YOU!!
Japan: Please, keep calm! Sure, Prussia thinks Germany's mentally challenged now, but it's all in the past!
Germany: Prussia kissed my butt!!
Italy: No he didn't. He just looked at me funny. He did get the orange juice though.
Germany: We still need to talk later.
Italy: Aww.

-Six more hours pass.-
Germany: This is driving me nuts. Seeing myself eat pasta...gross.

-Italy spits out his food and looks at Germany with a disgusted look on his face.-

Italy: NEVER CALL PASTA GROSS!!
Japan: Please talk when your mouth isn't full of food.
Italy: Sorry Japan.
Germany: I'm dying.
Japan: We still have ten hours left.
Italy: That's not too long! We can eat and go to bed.
Japan: WE already ate. We've been sitting here for the last ten minutes watching you stuff your face like America.
Italy: It's not my fault pasta is God's gift to the world!
Germany: Pasta was YOUR gift to the world.
Italy: Your welcome.

-Meanwhile, the Allied Forces hold a meeting, and Britain can't stop laughing.-

America: You've been laughing this whole time! What is so funny?
Britain: Those Axis guys are real blokes.
France: They always are. Did you not realize it until now?
Britain: That's not what I'm getting at, stupid. I meant that they fell for it.
China: Fell for what?
Britain: My scheme. I used my magic to swap their bodies.
France: So that's why they were acting strange. That was all you?
Britain: Uh huh. I told them it was Russia's "witchcraft".
Russia: Hey, I'm not magical like you.
Britain: They fell for that too.
America: Nice!! Britain, you're a genius!
Britain: Aren't I?

-And so, the Axis Powers went on with their day, Britain told them everything, Germany put Britain in a hospital and Japan felt retarded for the rest of the week.-

End.
I had this on my mind for a while.

So the past couple of days, I wasn't feeling well, and I was throwing up, so I let myself write a Hetalia story out of boredom.
I know that there are similar stories like this, but OH WELL.

If you don't like it, GTFO. There is a plot twist at the end.

~Mr. Chair.
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ToLovePasta Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015
Man, I laughed hard! Great Story, I LOVE it!
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AmuletDragonSlayer Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
"PRUSSIA KISS MY BUTT AND MAKE ME ORANGE JUICE"

BEST

LINE

EVER!
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Audienpms Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
bonjour i mean hi 
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FlashwingDragoness Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know the plot twist lols, and Japan felt retarded for the way he spoke and Germany did that cuz of his violence
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FlashwingDragoness Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Do u like pewdiepie, just looking at your username....
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FlashwingDragoness Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER. but would Russia be a girl? I love this story, silly britain, and Italy was eating like America! HILARIOUS.... thou you could of added Australia...
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kiki951 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I laugh so hard in this!!!
:iconitalyplz: We want to see the wizard!!!!!
:iconmeplz: lololololololololol.
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xXAsk-Mr-ChairXx Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'm glad you liked it! :iconimhappyplz:
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kiki951 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Me too
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Lassie-C-123 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg I laughed harder than I should have
I will probably live like 8 ears longer now.
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xXAsk-Mr-ChairXx Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'm glad you liked it! ^^
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turtle-ray9 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This makes so happy, I haven't laughed this hard in a longgggg time XD
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xXAsk-Mr-ChairXx Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Glad you liked it :3
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shadow54379 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Student Artist
This is hilarious. XD
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chaosgirl13 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Student General Artist
^^
I take it that you are still somewhat ill, or you're on vacation early.
Also,remember how one of your goldfish was a bit plump? If it is a girl, maybe you could try to breed them. I had a bunch of guppies, and one was kind of fat, and a month later, we found a bunch of little babie swimming around.[link]
If you're thinking about breeding,this might help.
I wanted to sell a few guppies so our tank wasn't full of them to the local pet store, but mom said no.
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ZashaChan Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pfft~
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Cortytehfluffeh Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Student General Artist
YOU BETTER BE FEELING BETTER NOW BITCH >:c



(( [link] OH MY GOD GERMANY xDDDD ))
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